UNSPOKEN REFLECTION

what the head thinks, the hand puts down

a man for a couple of hours.

I woke up this morning and guess what?? I had a penis…yes, a long, dark, fat penis.. wohoooo..i sat up and inspected it, you know kinda held it though i was a little scared, scrutinised it lengthwise and looked under and over. yeah, this was it, and it came complete with the two thingies that hang down there.

hmm.. what to do. so i spent the first hour just staring at it…its fascinating.really. it was tiny and limp and wrinkled…so i flicker it to see if it would rise or show a sign of life but nooo… it just hung there. okay, time to shower.. but first, i ran to the mirror and woooo… i shook it.. hey, it looked nice. one more shake..yeah baby.

time to pee… arrghhh, now how to hold it..umm at the neck, just before he head, behind??? confusion, confusion…no,no, the pee is coming… nooo.. all over my mat, the sink and all. it seems i was trying to doodle with urine. yuk! who is going to clean up? anyway i stepped into the shower, and ran it.. felt soo cool holding my new-found toy up so water can run across it. must confess it was tough exercise, its still soo tiny and kept slipping off my fingers.

shower done so i go back,and sit legs wide apart as i figure how to operate it. hmm.. lets try this, lay back and thought of a creature.. with Angelina Jolies lips, Beyonces eyes, Sanaa Lethans body, JLos arse….ahhhh…wow! she is hot ain’t she? whats happening?? sort of a rush so i look down and Eureka!! its growing… up, up, up, common Jlo shake that booty.. whoa!!! its upp…ok not as straight as i thought. a lil’ curved to the left and is it moving?? ok i get my glasses and zoom in. Yes.. it is..just a slight twitch. haha.. this feels great so i work up that creature of mine, ok, am not a fan of wanking but hell i have to know how it feels.. so up i go to the sower and get the soap and a bucket of water. i hear this can be messy so, i lie on cloth and isn’t it just a hand job. ok here goes… oooone, twwwoooo, th-reeee, four, …ten common Jolie, sanaa.. you can do it, now Beyonce, roll them eyes for me…. just like that…ahhh!!…ohh!! you guys are killing me… wait!! hold on… just a minute guys…..ahhhhh….i feel like peeeing, its so closee…waaaaiiiitttt!! aa–aa–ahhh!! five short spurts right into the air then a dribble.. i felt my head go light but didn’t want to lie down. i have to still keep a watch on my toy. there it is, all wet and yucky!! slowly shrinking and throbbing like hell.. ahhhh men! its back to its tiny self again! Not fair!! it has to stay big. so i lie down and close my eyes…i need a short break.

When i open them i feel down and OMG!! where is my thingie??? its not here!! NOOOOOOO!! how??? am back to being female….haki yangu! haki yangu! Darn!!! I hate dreams. Don’t you?

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November 24, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

4 Comments »

  1. you might be a dyke if these are the dreams you having….just saying…

    Comment by bella | March 11, 2010 | Reply

    • haha.. no chance. I tried women and no thanks. it was boring

      Comment by mwiks | March 11, 2010 | Reply

  2. This post has KILLED me for real! Hilarious!

    Comment by Amethyst | January 29, 2010 | Reply

    • thanks, its one of my fantasies

      Comment by mwiks | February 15, 2010 | Reply


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